SOAP FOR THE WORKING MAN
Monkey Butt Soaps are cold-processed, cheek-tested, and made for men who work hard, sweat harder, and need a breeze where it counts!
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From early risers to late-night grinders, we’ve got a bar for every kind of beast. Tough on the funk, Gentle on the junk.
THE 9-TO-5ER
Rise, grind, repeat. This bar is for the desk jockeys, clock punchers, and anyone just trying to survive the endless Zoom slog without smelling like existential dread. With a bold blend of amber, vetiver, and cedarwood, The 9-to-5er brings corporate class to your crusty ass. Smells like ambition. Lathers like a dream. Works overtime so you don’t have to.
THE CRACK OF DAWN
No more dragging your cheeks to the shower. The Crack of Dawn is a full-frontal assault on funk. With roasted coffee to slap your senses awake, warm amber to keep it classy, and a zing of sweet orange for optimism (or at least pretend optimism), this bar kicks the day off with grit—literally. Medium exfoliation to buff out the bad decisions you made last night.
THE MIDNIGHT SHIFT
This bar is basically a power tool for your BO. The Midnight Shift doesn’t just clean you—it interrogates your dead skin cells and kicks them out like a bouncer at a dive bar. Smells like danger, mystery, and that one guy in the warehouse who probably knows how to hotwire a forklift. This bar doesn’t whisper “clean.” It grabs your face, growls “GET IN THE SHOWER,” and exfoliates like it’s personal.
We Take Cleanliness Very Seriously
(But Not Ourselves)
Let’s be honest—most soaps are boring. Beige bars with names like “Ocean Breeze” or “Morning Dew” that smell like your aunt’s bathroom and give off major “midlife crisis in a bottle” energy.
Not us.
Monkey Butt Soap Co. was born to scrub the BS out of personal care. We’re not here to whisper sweet lavender nothings or sell you on some magical forest elf soap ritual. We’re here to blast the funk off your body with hard-working, hilarious, and damn good bars of soap.
Every bar is handcrafted with real ingredients, no-nonsense formulas, and just enough sass to make your morning shower the best part of your day. We’re talking coffee-scented wake-up slaps, gritty exfoliation that doesn’t baby your skin, and masculine scents that don’t make you smell like a teenage body spray commercial.
Why "Monkey Butt"?
Because it’s funny. Because it’s unforgettable. Because we’ve all had a little swamp situation down there. And most of all, because life’s too short for bland soap and boring branding.
We’re a family-run crew based in Ohio, proudly small-batch, proudly ridiculous, and proudly obsessed with making you laugh while you lather. So whether you’re a 9-to-5 grinder, a midnight hustler, or someone just trying to feel less gross—you’re in good, soapy hands.
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Have a burning soap question? Want to tell us how fresh your cheeks feel? Need to complain that our jokes are too inappropriate for your grandma’s bathroom?
Whether you’re a loyal customer, a curious browser, or someone just really passionate about butt-themed soap branding, we wanna hear from you! Ask us about ingredients, shipping, custom orders, wholesale partnerships—or just send us a nice message to balance out the trolls…We get a lot of trolls.
No robots here. No outsourced “support teams.” Just real humans who smell and communicate like gentlemen.
